The 'Doc's of Hazard

(to the tune of The Dukes of Hazzard by Waylon Jennings)

(This one is for you, Stephen Colbert; it's a Cold Open!)

Just some good ol' boys
Always meanin' some harm
Beats all you ever saw
Been in trouble with the law
Since the day they was born

Flatnin' the curves, yeah?
Signin' some bills
Someday the virus might get 'em
But the law never will

Passin' the blaaaame
The only way they know how
They're just a little more dirty
Than the law will allow

Just some good ol' boys
Wouldn't change if they could
Thinkin' they're actin'
like two modern day Robin Hoods

Flatnin' the curves, yeah?
Fakin' some pills
Someday the virus might get 'em
But the law never will

Passin' the blaaaame
The only way they know how
They're just a little more dirty
Than the law will allow

Just a good ol' boy
The one the Klan loves to see
But he don't understand
He keeps not havin' a plan
but just his face on TV.

(c) Copyright 2020 Michael Oatman, Fli Bi Nite Music, Ltd. (MRLCH)